"WE GO ON A JOURNEY TOGETHER"

We here at Performance Analysis have spent the winter hibernating our balls. And we're happy to get back into the fray. Jim Bowden will be made fun of. Mp3 blogs gonna be referenced. I'll probably swear a ton and piss off my Christian fanbase. But it's in the name of the game. Just like the quote I titled this very post with. It's from the movie "Sphere." And a baseball -- is undoubtedly a sphere.

Sure, sometimes it's hard for me to blog. 4 of every five blogs dies right away. I read that somewhere, maybe in New York magazine, potentially in a porno rag.

But I perservere. I think of starving families, working day and night to afford the money to pay for internet so they can read this blog. For them, I'm the number one content provider. The kids practically fucking memorized the Peter Gammons column I posted. When I post a statistic, even if it's fradulent, I sound credible, especially when you're getting a head rush because you can't even afford soup and other basic staples.

In this spirit, we're going from pitchers and catchers to one final team that's going to win the motherfragging World Series.

Since most rosters are set, I may as well make my picks. BEFORE THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA STEALS ANOTHER ONE OF MY IDEAS.

AL

Yanks, Red Sox, White Sox, Athletics

Yanks v. White Sox, Red Sox v. Athletics
White Sox v. Athletics
White Sox

NL

Mets, Braves, Dodgers and Cardinals
Mets v. Dodgers, Braves v. Cardinals
Mets v. Braves
Mets

Mets celebrate on the bloodied carcass of Ozzie Guillen. Hurrah!